This is how I heard your day was going...

First, you had trouble getting out of bed....

You had a stiff neck...

You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it

Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out...

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise...

Your new hat looked better on you at the store...

You keep losing things...

Your boss chewed you out at work...


You got caught in the rain at lunchtime...

The lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you...

You feel trapped...

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime.....

On top of that, you think you're coming down with the flu.

And finally, you're alone in the house at night, and you think you hear a noise in the basement.

Maybe tomorrow will be better......

Just remember, handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it,

just pee on it and walk away!